Allen:
You are without doubt the rudest, most pompous person I've ever witnessed. Your behavior toward Samantha on Split Ends was hateful and obnoxious. You owe that girl an apology!
So what if you made a world famous hair style 3 decades ago?? Big deal. You need need to get over yourself. And, please don't ever come to Texas, cause we'll chew you up & spit you out.